Kitty's in the Kettle

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It's not chicken or pork but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your Chicken Chow Mien
The other day I ordered Sweet and Sour Pork
But found a kitty on my fork......yeah !
Just a'purrin' here on my fork....

There's a kitty in the kettle at The Peking Moon
The place that I ate every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, yeah....
And fry it  real crisp in dough....

Chow Lin asked if, I wanted more
As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today, I lost my appetite
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it miaw, yeah.....
And then for sure I knew......

There's a kitty in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin' right there on my fork.....yeah
 There's a big furball on my fork.......